At last someone actually knocked on my door for a chat!
Labour man knocks on my door:
Man – Will you vote Labour in the elections?
Me – No. I’m a socialist.
Man – You can still vote Labour.
Me – No, I’m also an anarchist. I’ll be writing Class War on my ballot paper but I’m standing in the General Election next year so I hope YOU will vote for me!
Man – Goodbye.
I’m not sure either of us was convinced!